deep fried EVIL's brother
IM from today....
me: I think my mantra this week should be NO COOKIES
K: that's doable
K: remember: attainable goals
me: I'm not even hungry but those crack cookies are down there SINGING TO ME
me: wooing me
me: calling me
me: they have to be one of the best cookies ever
K: My sis likes the deep fried cakes of EVIL
me: that's what they are, deep fried cakes of EVIL
K: think of the cookies as the EVIL brother to the donuts
K: only baked
me: I used to not ever have them (deep fried cakes of EVIL), then slowly started partaking them again
K: not too big on the EVIL death cakes
me: same with french fries
me: though I find those easier to have just a few and stop
K: and they are soooo tasty
K: EVIL deep fried potato sticks
me: I'd honestly rather have "sweet potato's" (quotes because they are really yams. Yams = orange, sweet potato's = white, slightly yellow)
K: silly
me: COOKIES SHUT UP!!!!
...later...
K: are you working late tonight?
me: what cookies?
me: honest, I walked by and they JUMPED into my mouth
me: chased me even
me: Horror Movie Cookies
K: you are a baaaad girl
K: just remember, everyone usually dies in horror movies.
stupid deep fried EVIL's baked brother
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2 comments:
This is just too hysterically funny and better the second time around. EVIL baked brother. Remember: be strong. ~K
I will add now that avoiding the baked discs of EVIL allowed me to lose 1 lb this week. YAY
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